cheezy bullshit

sorry, "Papa John," or whatever the fuck your name is, but do we really need a six-cheese pizza? personally, I’ve lost the cheese taste after the second cheese.

fear the 'Foot.

besides wanting to be a wolfman in my youth—and speaking of Spokane—I wanted to form a team to hunt Bigfoot. now, I'm not so sure I'd have the balls to do that.

does not rhyme with cocaine

I was recently in Spokane, the hometown of many of my Seattle friends, and it helped me understand exactly where they're coming from—figuratively and literally.

say it ain't so, yo!

film producer and local softballer Stan "Staniel Adams" Mastalerz has been arrested for defacing the Space Needle to promote a local film! free the Mastalerz 1!

fung ku, panda!

so, the SIFF (Seattle International Film Festival) includes Kung Fu Panda 2 in its lineup. oy, vey! thankfully, my buddy Matt Wilkins' film—Marrow—made the cut.

but, in time...

you ask if I plan to write another book; if I'm still writing stories; if I've written anything new, anything lately. my short reply? other than on my blog, no.

keepin' us honest

it's a good sign when your softball team loses in a laugher—takes a drubbing, has its collective ass handed to it—but then comes back to snatch a win in Game 2.