wasteland

April is the cruelest month—in 2012, at least, and as far as this blog was concerned; I posted just 3 times. only December of 2011 came close to being as cruel.

"you better, you better, you bet"

which do you prefer? 

best before (Crunch Berries).

best if used by (Shredded Wheat).

best when used by (Grape-Nuts).

better if used by (Raisin Bran). 

I dig the latter; its grammar is "better."

the fly's the limit?

those who walk can go for a walk; who drive can go for a drive; who run can go for a run; who swim can go for a swim. but, those who fly: can they go for a fly?

aboozive behavior

the overuse of drink makes you commit interesting acts. under the influence, but never otherwise, I've been both the deliverer and the recipient of a face slap.