Friday, June 22, 2012

"put on a goddamn' shoe!"

if I were a restaurateur, I'd ban flip-flops from my joint. "no shoes/no shirt/no service"? wife-beaters aren't shirts; flip-flops are the wife-beaters of feet.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

heeere's irony!

watching TV with closed captioning on, I notice that the ads from the sponsors of a show's closed captioning are themselves not close-captioned. that is ironic.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

new shoes redux

today is the 11th anniversary of the death of my biological father. on that day in 2001, after hearing the news, I went out and bought the nicest pair of shoes.